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Post by daveyeisley on Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:27 pm

So I was thinkming it would be cool if we had a thread where we could post hilarious quotes by people in Aenea.

Im thinking there is only one rule, it has to be a quote from in-game Aenea related to the game.

Ill start off with this one, whispered to me from Phyllick Delucian:

"I have just found the Underdark (for the first time). I would like to Save my game at this point".
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Re: Funny/Awesome Quotes!!!

Post by daveyeisley on Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:03 pm

Yet ANOTHER great one from Phyllick, only an hour after the last one!

"Holy Crap! Big brain just eated... (counts on fingers)... LOTS of XP!"
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Post by RayvenNightkind on Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:10 pm

That one was great, I couldn't even smack mummies I was laughin' so hard, lol.
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Post by Svair on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:06 pm

daveyeisley wrote:Yet ANOTHER great one from Phyllick, only an hour after the last one!

"Holy Crap! Big brain just eated... (counts on fingers)... LOTS of XP!"

See! That's the reason why I wanted to Save my game! Very Happy
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Re: Funny/Awesome Quotes!!!

Post by RustyDios on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:28 pm

Its still one of my best memories in Aenea and feels like so long ago now however the day that Crideas and Alastair had an almighty battle with Gron in the Great Hall of Zolaras (and I still don't know quite how - Al said he'd post it one day but has since gone MIA)... .. this had several qoutes along the lines of "No really don't Die Jay.. you wouldn't like it here at the moment", and, "No need to ressurect us to continue the fight Al.. he's followed us to the hall"...



... That very same day earlier I also believe there was
"Jay, you can make that jump over the lava there.. .. " - Crideas
"And if you don't I'll ressurect ye" - Alastair
"Em, guys I appear to dead, I've used a Gift, and appear to still be dead... " - Jay
"Er.. yes.. and your corpse is nothing but ash" - Alastair and Crideas
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Post by daveyeisley on Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:23 am

Alright, it has been a while, so the details are fuzzy.... but I will try to explain what bits I remember.

Alastair Synge had forged the Weapon of Prophecy. He called upon his Wizard Buddy, Crid Bane, and they set off to battle the Great Evil.

Things went well as they cleared the palace. Then they reached Gron's Chamber. Crideas had warned Al that he needed time in order to restrict Gron's movements, or Gron would close quickly and slay them with ease.

Al jumped the gun, and Gron nailed him. Crid was trying feverishly to draw Gron away from Al's corpse and then lock Gron down so that he could resurrect Al.... but he failed... and was soon sent to join Al in the great hall.

Upon reaching the great hall, Crid formulated a plan and told Al to wait for the resurrection. He used a Gift of Zolaras, got back to where gron was, healed up and started trying to again lock him down. And failed again.
It must have happened so quickly that when Crid went through the area transition to the Great Hall, Gron wasn't quite dont with his Bloodsplattering, and followed Crid right to the Realm of the Recently Dead... where he proceeded to slay both Al and Crid.... repeatedly... a LOT.

The *Great Cleave:Critical Hit* messages were coming so fast that there was a wall of white text above Gron's head, and the immolation effectfrom Gron's axe had created permanent columns of flame on both of us. The sounds effects were firing so often it was like some unintelligible gurgle that somehow fit the situation as we were being rapid-fire slaughtered like helpless cattle. We were howling with laughter so hard we couldn't breathe.... my eyes were watering so much I couldn't even read my chat window... and it took almost 5 minutes of gut-busting hilarity before i could calm down enough to focus and get a screenshot.
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Post by RayvenNightkind on Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:41 pm

I can't even imagine the debt that incurred! lol
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Post by Svair on Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:11 pm

Wow...I fear Gron even more, but that was a funny story...:-)
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Re: Funny/Awesome Quotes!!!

Post by daveyeisley on Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:09 pm

Yeah... incredulity quickly gave way to hysterics... it was.... in a word....


Epic.


And an Epic Fail at that Razz

He killed us so many time that I dont think I will ever be able to even the score.

Its currently like Gron - 136, Crid - 18
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Post by RustyDios on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:52 pm

Aye.. I remember it well from my viewpoint in the safety of the Sleeping Dragon... from being "in the party" the combat log was still announcing the deaths of my two fellows.. the log didn't stop scrolling for at least 10 minutes.. "Gron.. killed Crideas", "Gron.. killed Al".. repeatedly.. .. for a whole ten minutes.. ten minutes of xp debt racking up between two people that were both well into their mid-20's.. (early 30's)... ..

.. I was actually frightened to go out in case I died and ended up there with them.. .. I was only like lv7 and "on a tour" with them just before this happened.. hence my involvement in the party.. .. .. they did a good job keeping me alive - minus the lava jumping.. ..
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Re: Funny/Awesome Quotes!!!

Post by daveyeisley on Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:23 am

See, this is proof that Elder Beholders have no damn sense of humor!

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Re: Funny/Awesome Quotes!!!

Post by MannyJabrielle on Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:52 am

Funny, I remember it Crid dying, and Al asking via tell-epathy if Crid wanted a raise, when one of Crid's walls of force holding Gron captive went poof, and Al going poof about 1 and a half rounds after that :p

Thankfully, one does not incure XP debt in the great hall. If we did.... well, Alastair would still be working off that debt no doubt O_o
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Post by daveyeisley on Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:15 am

I dont remember ever actually getting him enclosed. As I said the details are fuzzy, its possible I died first, but Im pretty sure he aggroed on you before I could finish trapping him.
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Post by daveyeisley on Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:35 pm

A new comedic Gem, from Angelica:

"Oh, that is totally pants... I drank the dragon blood and it killed me."
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Post by daveyeisley on Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:47 pm

This convo was pretty decent, too :

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Post by Svair on Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:50 pm

daveyeisley wrote:A new comedic Gem, from Angelica:

"Oh, that is totally pants... I drank the dragon blood and it killed me."

Laughing
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Post by msterswrdsmn on Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:20 am

Razz this struck me as funny at the time.

Derustal Ty'Denteril: Silver Slayers...they're a group of people who kill people who they judge to be "unclean"
Derustal Ty'Denteril: I do the same thing, but thats not the point
Sei Higuchi: So what is the point...?
Derustal Ty'Denteril: They're jerks about it.
Sei Higuchi: And your not....?
Derustal Ty'Denteril: .....
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Post by daveyeisley on Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:29 am

msterswrdsmn wrote:Razz this struck me as funny at the time.

Derustal Ty'Denteril: Silver Slayers...they're a group of people who kill people who they judge to be "unclean"
Derustal Ty'Denteril: I do the same thing, but thats not the point
Sei Higuchi: So what is the point...?
Derustal Ty'Denteril: They're jerks about it.
Sei Higuchi: And your not....?
Derustal Ty]]'Denteril: .....


ROFL
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Post by RayvenNightkind on Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:03 am

msterswrdsmn wrote:Razz this struck me as funny at the time.

Derustal Ty'Denteril: Silver Slayers...they're a group of people who kill people who they judge to be "unclean"
Derustal Ty'Denteril: I do the same thing, but thats not the point
Sei Higuchi: So what is the point...?
Derustal Ty'Denteril: They're jerks about it.
Sei Higuchi: And your not....?
Derustal Ty'Denteril: .....

This is a good one! lol!
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Post by daveyeisley on Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:27 am

At least my hallucinations are mostly accurate...

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Re: Funny/Awesome Quotes!!!

Post by daveyeisley on Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:57 pm

S'vair seems to think Crideas bitching about getting chased around the lake atop the hill in Valorian's Vale by Alastair singing his Mundane Melody is worthy of this thread... but...

I just saw a post of his which he had to edit... and the reason he stated for the edit was EPIC....


Reason: teh spelling

To quote DerusTal.... "Awesome".
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Post by MannyJabrielle on Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:25 pm

Run wizard, run!

lol!
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Post by Svair on Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:02 am

daveyeisley wrote:Reason: teh spelling

Gah! I forgot to capitalize 'Teh'!

Seriously, I do enjoy the banter between you two.
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Post by daveyeisley on Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:35 am

MannyJabrielle wrote:Run wizard, run!

lol!

Crid may be a "Durn Wizard"....

But Al is that "Blasted Bard"....
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Post by MannyJabrielle on Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:24 am

That would be blitzed, he's blitzed most of the time :p

And Crubis needs to give Al another key to the sanctuary so he can go bust up the furniture again.
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Post by Svair on Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:46 am

MannyJabrielle wrote: ...so he can go bust up the furniture again.

...must...not...say anything...let them work out their issues...
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Post by daveyeisley on Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:38 am

MannyJabrielle wrote:That would be blitzed, he's blitzed most of the time :p

And Crubis needs to give Al another key to the sanctuary so he can go bust up the furniture again.

Im sure Al would like that... however... Crid does not permit drunken sods access to his sanctum without supervision. And if the furniture gets damaged again, Al will have a big glowing green "friend" who wants to get to know him better Razz
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Post by MannyJabrielle on Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:38 pm

And Creepy Crubus off on the sidelines watching the whole thing? I think not, Even *bards* have some dignity!

But I digress....

Tonight's Alhoon Hunt started off actually early this morning.... so this isn't so much a quote as an entire conversation....

Welcome to my parlor, said the spider to the fly.

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Post by MannyJabrielle on Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:59 am

I think Desi by far had the best lines of the night. She was cracking me up.



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Post by daveyeisley on Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:42 am

ROFLMAO!!
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Post by solarina on Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:37 am

lol. spleens have become her thing. im thinking her catch phrase shall be "' you scream , I scream , we all scream for spleen cream ""
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Re: Funny/Awesome Quotes!!!

Post by RustyDios on Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:29 am

Not sure if this should go in this thread but it seems good place to put it...

Just because its nearing that time of year... even the monsters want a little something...

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Post by daveyeisley on Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:11 am

lol good one!
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Post by RustyDios on Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:02 am

Yeah I just wish I had gotten jays weapons stowed before the stoning set in.. .. because I've noticed that whilst down there and when stoned, Jays practically invisible ....
The same shot from the other angle...



And a close up of the All-seeing Elder.. He's knows if you've been naughty or nice.... ..... ...
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Post by MannyJabrielle on Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:33 pm

Dialogue between Berenice, Rowlan, and Alex (in minotaur form), at the inn in Valorian's Vale.

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Berenice Foyrin: do NOT eat the newcomer

Alex Lunari: Not food?

Berenice Foyrin: stop slavering

Rowlan Valdg: Not food

Berenice Foyrin: see?

Alex Lunari: Looks tasty

Alex Lunari: sniffs

Rowlan Valdg: but tough ?

Berenice Foyrin: yes but still not food

Alex Lunari: Smell tasty

Rowlan Valdg: Too much spice.

Berenice Foyrin: more .. rangy?

Berenice Foyrin: gamey?

Alex Lunari: Alex like spice.

Rowlan Valdg: bugger

Alex Lunari: No, don't like bugs. Crunchy but gooey.

Berenice Foyrin: actually ..

Berenice Foyrin: spice makes him sneeze

Rowlan Valdg: This is a good thing.

Rowlan Valdg: nice axe.

Alex Lunari: Not really. I sneeze, cubbards get broken, guards get mad.... bad bad bombing.

Berenice Foyrin: you /seen/ the amount a minotaur can sneeze out of its muzzle?

Alex Lunari: Thank you. I like my axe.

Rowlan Valdg: I will ... take your word on that.

Berenice Foyrin: people run scream die

Berenice Foyrin: two days ago

Berenice Foyrin: in here

Alex Lunari: You have nice bow.

Rowlan Valdg: I am off to Mountain holm looking for a new axe.

Berenice Foyrin: glad to see they cleaned up well

Berenice Foyrin: he wants a n axe

Alex Lunari: That was accident. Didn't mean to break cubbard.

Berenice Foyrin: never mind cupboard

Berenice Foyrin: you broke a dozen people

Rowlan Valdg: Bow works well combined with fast feet.

Berenice Foyrin: it does

Rowlan Valdg: Best not to use pepper?

Alex Lunari: I no break a dozen people

Alex Lunari: How many people is a dozen?

Berenice Foyrin: many

Alex Lunari: Many less than a lot?

Berenice Foyrin: more

Alex Lunari: um

Alex Lunari: ok, maybe I did break a dozen peoples

Rowlan Valdg: Not sure I want to see your dozen.

Berenice Foyrin: well maybe not

Rowlan Valdg: Have you been about this morning?

Alex Lunari: Sure he not food? He looks very tasty.

Berenice Foyrin: am sure

Rowlan Valdg: I think I should ..... leave.... now.

Alex Lunari: darn.

Berenice Foyrin: ooooh no

Rowlan Valdg: good daaay

Alex Lunari: See you. Bye.

Berenice Foyrin: you scared him off
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Post by daveyeisley on Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:19 am

ROFL..

crackhead...
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Post by MannyJabrielle on Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:11 pm

Some stuff from cleaning out my log files and screenshots folder:

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Phyllick Delucian: [Tell] I'm going to log off, and log in with Character #3466-subrank 548c.

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[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sat Nov 22 02:40:39] Madara Dreamwatcher: [Shout] Ok, who put a magical maze in the bottom of a pyramid that makes you keep track of which dark or light squares you can step on and which will get you fried? Razz

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[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sat Nov 22 01:25:26] Phyllick Delucian: [Tell] Holy Crap! I have 1320 Hit Points!

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Post by MannyJabrielle on Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:55 pm

"I know you like pushing your minions around... but this takes the biscuit..."
A petrified Jay Braysin, to Angelica who's moving him around the beholder tunnels like moving a piece of furniture>
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Post by Svair on Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:05 am

MannyJabrielle wrote:
"I know you like pushing your minions around... but this takes the biscuit..."
A petrified Jay Braysin, to Angelica who's moving him around the beholder tunnels like moving a piece of furniture>

That made me laugh for a long time :-)
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Post by daveyeisley on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:49 am

LOL
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Post by MannyJabrielle on Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:11 pm



Something I found while cleaning out my screenshots folder....
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Post by RayvenNightkind on Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:21 pm

I love this thread! Always a good laugh in here. lol!
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Post by MannyJabrielle on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:18 am





Sevenar: "aww, you can't sacrifice jesus!"
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Post by Svair on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:46 am

Hee hee!
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Re: Funny/Awesome Quotes!!!

Post by Enterprise2001 on Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:47 pm

I don't know if this fits the parameters of this thread, but I'll post it anyway:


"You know there is a DM in the area when your inventory gets a mind of its own..."

The Amethyst Dragon was visible, and trying to put together a lost sword and shield, but it's still odd to see items appearing, disappearing, and moving around your inventory all by themselves...
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Re: Funny/Awesome Quotes!!!

Post by Svair on Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:20 pm

Last night, while playing my gnome, I was approached by an amorous Dwarf.

He used a technique he himself called the Bearing of the Unarmorred Heart . I laughed so hard I spit...


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Post by MannyJabrielle on Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:30 pm

Revenge... it was mine Twisted Evil
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Post by MannyJabrielle on Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:29 pm

Xia Nightkind: My girly dragon ass just beat down vorshy! lol!
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Post by RustyDios on Fri May 15, 2009 12:09 pm

Hmm not sure this should be here but I found it funny.... this is what happens when ye go to test an item re-design in the player module, but load a different module entirely... lol... ... I give ye Jay Braysin's Nightmare.... Smile Smile

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Re: Funny/Awesome Quotes!!!

Post by RayvenNightkind on Fri May 15, 2009 12:37 pm

Holy crap, I can't stop laughin, that is the greatest thing I've ever seen! lol! All those bags, just to much!
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