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Post by Eric of Atrophy on Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:57 am

flame What sort of things do you suppose orcs talk about around night campfires on the weekend? Hmmmm ...

A few years ago, an orc chief and his harem decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town and butcher some elf villages. They called their most trusted orc babysitter-shaman. When the babysitter-shaman arrived, the two orc children were already fast asleep in bed, dreaming of plunder and murder. So the babysitter-shaman just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the orc children. Later that night, the babysitter-shaman got bored and went to read some scrolls, but he couldn't read them downstairs because they did not have a library downstairs (the orc chief and his harem didn't want their orc children reading too many garbage scrolls, and ending up all cultured and thinking and stuff, like the elves are).

So, he summoned the orc cheif and his harem via a telepathy spell and asked them if he could read scrolls in the orc chief's room. Of course they said it was ok, but the babysitter-shaman had one final request... he asked if he could cover up the holy paladin statue outside the orc chief's window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the heavy drapes, because it made him nervous. The telepathy spell was silent for a moment, and the orc chief who was talking to the babysitter-shaman at the time said, "Take the orc children and get out of the castle... we will call the orc army. We do not have a holy paladin statue."

The orc army found all three of the castle occupants dead within three minutes of the spell. No holy paladin statue was ever found.


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Post by MannyJabrielle on Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:17 am

Hehehehe
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