Uncle Nemmy out on the Town!

Try imagining the Balor Nemesis using an old man's voice with a British accent... thats the way I hear it in my head and it makes me laugh

I was dumbfounded when the Macedone guards walked up to the Demonlord and told him to put away his weapon.... so of course, being the polite fellow he is, he complied

Those Guards huh... must have seen a fair few things in their time... polymorphed wizards... shapechanged druids... all manner of followers and weird beings... ..

....would have been icing on the cake if one of the townsfolk had done the " balor nemesis, thankyou for keeping our lands safer" / "Hail, its Balor nemesis, talons eternal foe" lines ...... ...

"Sean Stoffregen" looks to have attempted but instead decided to stay quiet ... lol..lol...lol ... obviously hasn't got the guts, and likely why he's not a guard...lol..lol... and not to mention it wasn't a guardsman but a guardswoman ... imagine the diary entry of that poor girl later...


"Day 300 of my life on guard;
Not only is it the " time of the month" when that wolfbite starts itching, I had to pester an old man to put his walking stick away, in case he was one of those mad mages...Then some shadowchild just walked through me as if I didn't exist.. .. .. ... ... and then... and then!..... and then Mr.Balor Nemesis had the audacity to be brandishing a large blood dripping double axe in the market, with that big grin on it's face like nothing was wrong !!
I mean, as if I don't have enough to deal with in this job!! ... try explaining that one on the blasted paperwork...... ..... ...
At least my brother got free cheese sandwiches in his "job" ...... .... "