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Post by MannyJabrielle on Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:41 pm

I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy
I don't need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing til I got
Blisters on my hand because

I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

When I get older they think I'm a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that's why

I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss' head
Because

I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
I can bang that drum
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
I can do this all day

bounce bounce Behold! bounce bounce
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Post by The Amethyst Dragon on Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:21 pm

hehe...I love that song.

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Post by MannyJabrielle on Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:52 pm

I dont wanna work. I just wanna laugh my ass off all day....

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into
heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who
died the worst death would be allowed in.

The first man in line started telling his story, "Well, Peter, you see,
I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early
from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all
over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony,
there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran
and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well,
the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up
the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the
strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am."

The next man came up and started his story. "St. Peter, I always work
out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on
my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail
and I thought ''Please God spare my life" and he did. I caught on to a
balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging
there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so
I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush.
But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me."

It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. "Well, Peter, just
picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick''s
refrigerator....."

Only a few more things to do, but it seems like a huge pile of "sucks to be you". *sigh*
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Post by The Amethyst Dragon on Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:14 pm

Dang funny. I read it out loud and my wife had a laugh too.

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Post by MannyJabrielle on Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:27 pm

Guh.... It's 2:30, and I've *still* got a pile of paperwork literally 2 foot high to go through. Not a happy camper!

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There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day.

Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"

Soloman thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno, Abe. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and tell you -- and if you die first, you come back and tell me -- if there is baseball in heaven."

They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes on.

One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."

Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

"Yes it is Sol," whispers the spirit of Abe.

Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well," says Abe says, "I got good news and I got bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."

Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."

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Post by MannyJabrielle on Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:50 am

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
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