Gah, Walmart!

by **RayvenNightkind** Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:58 pm

I saw this and thought I just had to share it, lol. Keeping in mind my wife and I both worked for our local Wal-Mart and not surprisingly alot of this, if not all of it actually does and/or did happen at that store. lol!

So here it is, A ban letter from Wal-Mart.......

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing
quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and
have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our
complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are
documented by our video surveillance cameras.

#1 June 15:

Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

#2 July 2:

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

#3 July 7:

Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

#4 August 4:

Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

#5 August 14:

Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

#6 August 15:

Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers
he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.

#7 August 23:

When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

#8 September 4:

Looked right into the security came ra and used it as a mirror
while he picked his nose.

#9 September 10:

While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the
clerk where the antidepressants were.

#10 October 6:

In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by
using different sizes of funnels.

And last, but not least.

#11 October 23:

Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then
yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

And I just thought the pic was funny!

Gah, Walmart! Big_3611

by **MannyJabrielle** Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:53 pm

Hehe, some of those sound like things I'd do lol

by **RayvenNightkind** Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:05 pm

Most of 'em aren't that bad, except for the last one, lol, I remember a couple times the fitting room coming over our radios calling maintenance to clean up a "deposit" in the fitting room, eeewwww, lol.

by **MannyJabrielle** Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:15 pm

The tomato juice is just classic.

Bloody mary mix works for the same effect.

Not that I'd know that sort of stuff though, not two hours before Christmas at least.