From your friends, the Wizards to....

From your friends, the wizards and sorcerers of Aenea to the members of the Melee Experts And Tacticians Solemnly Holding In Excellent Loyal Defense Society (M.E.A.T.S.H.I.E.L.D.S.)....



Wear it well, wear it proudly, and proclaim "WE ARE MEAT!"

Wizard A: Ya think they'll buy it?

Wizard B: Nah...

Wizard A: Still, who are they gonna get mad at? They're too dumb to realize we're just bluffing, and we actually really do need protection...

Wizard B: Speak for yourself, nancy boy!

Wizard A: *casts Dragon Knight* Excuse me?

Wizard B: Mongo! Stop playing with your Axe and get over here!

Mongo : You says me dum... me not help you now...

Dragon: *munch*

Wizard A: So Mongo, what was he paying you?

Mongo: Mmm... one potato a week... and special ring for signing bonus.

Wizard A: Well... thats quite the haul.... let me see if I can afford to do better.... What do you say to a nice shiny new belt buckle, and THREE potatoes a week?

Mongo: What does boss want Mongo to do?

Wizard A: Never let the dragon eat me...

Gah! When MannyJabrielle first PM'd me he found such a ring, I didn't believe it. I thought for sure that he had changed the name using one of the Player Tools.

<sigh>

No respect...